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BRink Episode 25
Driving Miss
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Links:
Peanut Butter
Jelly Time,
The Veranda
Dahling,
Google SMS,
Bart's New
Keychain,
Out of Head
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Almost Famous
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(summary by Shannon) This week,
Bart and Taylor are bringing you a spray-bottle-free
episode from the Veranda Dahling. With two new
laptops and not enough wine, the Team Members
discuss Taylor¹s recent trip to bustling NYC, her
sensitive mother, and how Bart is a true
Gal-on-the-go. Peanut butter jelly with a baseball
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(summary by
Tim) A spray-bottle
free show today folks! Taylor discusses her NYC
trip, how close she lives to the "Shit Plant", and
how hot it is in the south at night. Bart talks too
much, sings a song from Les Mis, and drank enough
water to hike thru the Australian Outback.. Taylor
has her first post-collegiate laptop, and all of
this recorded from the Veranda Dahling! |
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BRink Episode 21
Super Special
Spraybottle Show (SSSS) |
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Links:
Biscuits in the
Mornia,
Dumbledore is
Not Dead,
JK Rowling's
Website,
Get AIM |
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In episode 21 of
the BRink of Insanity podcast the Team introduces
real spray bottles in their Super Special
Spraybottle Show! Bart is tyrannical with his
new toy, more rants about broken cameras, the team
bakes Biscuits in the Mornia, Bart likes 12 year old
boys, and Star Jones is ignunt. Can Rosie
O’Donnell win Taylor’s heart again? Bart
insults the listeners…again, Disney may be fucked,
CD of the week makes last-minute appearance, and
much, much more… |
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BRink Episode 14
Who the Fuck
Are You, Lesbian Bitch? |
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Links:
Leprechaun
Sighting,
Poor Spelling on
Signs,
Mud Painting
Booth,
Trade In Old
CD's for iPod,
Good Bread |
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After a
long-awaited return, the Team tosses to you a
loudly-mixed episode 14 of the BRink of Insanity
podcast. We discuss the banning of drink specials,
trading your CDs in for an iPod, and the ignunce of
Scientology. We aren't arrogant and are, in fact,
extremely humble while explaining how funny we think
we are. Beware of leprechauns and their special
flutes; people from Alabama are ignunt, and should
not be the South's representatives. Pâques-pâques
(pronounced pok-pok) is a fun Easter game played
with dyed eggs, and fun for everyone! Taylor beats
everyone at Scrabble, thereby making her "Scrabble
Good". Bart drops Taylor's GRAAAAPES, and much, much
more. |
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BRink Episode 12
Udders and
Putters |
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Links:
CNN.com,
Jello Shot
Recipe,
Allison Krausse
and Union Station |
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The Team
introduces, for the first time, a live studio
audience in the BRink of Insanity podcast, episode
12. Zoe's Kitchen is nasty and ignunt but is adorned
with pretty colors and two dots above the 'e', and
Towne Center really shouldn't be spelled as such. We
now have a listener in the mid-Pacific ocean, and
Bart "pokes" fun at breast cancer. Mark Silverstein
from the Food Network, and his speech impediment can
both burn in hell.... with Harpreet. (refer to the
Drink Till We're Funny podcast for explanation of
Harpreet, and burning in hell therewith). "Who Wants
to Hump My Camel" is a new reality show, and Eight
Mile is the only thing Taylor knows about Michigan.
"Team Member" is American for Team Member and Taylor
pussies out on her CD of the Week. The theme song is
explained, Chevron is the new convenience store of
choice, and much, much more. |
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BRink Episode 10
We Have So Much
Something |
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Links:
How to Tip You
Fucking Fuckers,
Keane - Hopes and Fears |
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Your favorite Team
Members are back in the 10th Episode Extravaganza of
the BRink of Insanity podcast... and while not that
extravagant, Bart knows no bounds in his pursuit of
podcast research. Don't piss off your waiters,
or the bartenders at Clicks. For that very
same reason, Mrs. Taylor's Mom has consumed A LOT of
spit. Casino Rouge is way better than the
Argosy, as their billboards say so. Baptist is a bad
thing, and we take a pizza break! Taylor has Pottery
Barn on the brain, delivery versus Di Giorno, and
smelly fridges yet again. Bart's a sucker for
those in need as he gets hassled our favorite Circle
K again, and we suffer harsh temperatures for sound
quality's sake. We explain key-on-key action
as we tally our number of international listeners,
Web Pages for Dummies, and much, much more. |
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BRink Episode 9
The Longest
Podcast Yet |
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Links:
Wikipedia,
Anna Nicole
Smurf,
Papa Smurf,
Mac Daddy Mario,
Romeo and Juliet
L33T,
American Idiot,
The Lotion Song,
Ford Torino,
IMDB,
IKEA Commercial,
Gay.com,
Shirley Q Liquor |
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This Week in
the BRink of Insanity podcast, the Team is quite
excited that their DTWF friends are coming down for
a visit, but you'll never see the proof. Ya'll, the
Winter Olympics are so ignunt, and there is such a
thing as a Ford Torino. Bart's dad will never listen
to the show, and is a lesbian, or Lebanese American,
as they prefer to be called. Bart finally goes out,
and has a good time just like every other time, and
Taylor is not allowed to have a clicking pen. Taking
your shoes off downtown does not make you country,
Bart gets sexually molested, and imitation lobster
meat receives a Fuck That! The guy at Cingular
devises a ploy to get Bart to come back to the
store, and Focaccia Al Fungi sounds a lot like Fuck
a Monkey. In a stunning turn of events, Bart picks
Taylor's CD of the Week this week; Taylor plays the
Air Guitar while Bart sticks to playing the Upright
Organ. Bart is mean to our listeners and much, much
more. |
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BRink Episode 8
This
Podcast Contains At Least 50% Post-Team Member
Product |
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Links:
Goatse on Google,
Tubgirl on
Google,
Strategic Grill
Locations,
Taylor's Broke
Ass Chair,
Bart's New Chair,
Toilet Too Damn Close |
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Taylor doesn’t
like being Bart in the BRink of Insanity podcast
episode eight, nor does she know anything about
chocolate factories. Dead Man’s Chest is not about
an autopsy, and does Kelly Clarkson really deserve
an award? Michelle Kwan’s cooter is on the fritz.
Taylor is unsure, and Bart goes commando. Picking up
a hitchhiker, however cute, will earn you a slap on
the hand from your Team Member =( and sauce piquante
lures Bart home. Charged for a gray chair…..
received a black chair. A big Fuck You! to Dawn at
Wal Mart’s service center, and words cannot portray
the ignunce that ensued. What’s wrong with
coordinating your outfits around your stylish chap
sticks? Bart gets molested by the toilet paper roll,
Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time
with Kathy Griffin a close second. (Bongo, bad
boy!). Taylor refuses to urinate during this
podcast, and the Team awaits the new Harry Potter
sequels, Harry Potter and the Stinky Wand;
and
Harry Potter and the Fist of Doom. Whatever
you do, do not do a Google image search for
Goatse. Or Tubgirl. Taylor’s AIM (brinktaylor)
is now up and running, and much, much more! |
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BRink Episode 7
Silence of the
Lambs... But Not the Cell Phones |
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Links:
Paxil is for
Pussies,
James Taylor
Greatest Hits Vol 1,
Chuck Norris
Facts,
Dead or Alive?,
Origin of Phrases |
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The Team, in
episode 7 of the BRink of Insanity podcast, talks of
divisiveness and the Chocolate City... again. We
muddle over shitty consumer goods both foreign and
domestic while getting a call from a surprise guest.
The CD of the Week and Fuck That! segments both show
their faces this week and Taylor professes her
undying love for John Stewart. We discuss Mardi Gras
plans and wonder, "What the fuck is Lundi Gras?"
Bart gets suckered into paying for nothing, that new
car smell can be deadly, loads and loads of 'How You
Durrings?' and much, much more! |
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BRink Episode 6
Bart
Evades Traffic Violations |
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I'm Not
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Bart's Former
Band,
Eyeglass Factory
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Ray Nagin Stirs
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The
non-committal Team brings you the Brink of Insanity
podcast episode six, and thanks listeners for
putting up with their crap. Hershey’s is NOT the new
Superdome sponsor, Taylor. New Orleans is tired and
Ray Nagin’s head just gets bigger. Taylor’s
boyfriend is still fine, and Penelope Cruz speaks
not English good. Bart gets pulled over the by the
police again and Jesus comes to his rescue… again.
Baked onion soup gives unsuspecting Steakhouse
diners what Dave Chappell would refer to as mudbutt.
The Team is dubbed “Resolve-Buying Refundees,” as it
tantalizes listeners with legends of a Team Member
Notebook, to be introduced at a later date. Bart’s
always getting raped by Cox, who receives a Fuck
That for duping customers out of their comfy basic
cable. Thrift stores are an English professor’s best
friend, and tinted lenses are out. An internet
eyeglass company is on the receiving end of
Advertising Rape, and who the fuck is Lou Rawls?
Pseudo-listeners upset Bart, he loses a one hundred
dollar bill, and we forego the CD of the Week for
much, much more. |
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BRink Episode 4
What We've
Learned This Year |
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Links:
Poor Chair,
Bedazzled Phone,
Smallest Escalator,
Funoodle
Mania,
Lost Episode,
Billy
Elliot Musical,
Don't Watch This Movie |
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Our lists rear
their ugly heads again in BRink of Insanity podcast
episode four in the form of things we've learned
this year. There
is such a thing as pot-eating mold. Team Member
to Team Member minutes do not roll over. Knock-off
Tommy Hilfiger cologne is a horrible gift. Bart will
tickle you till you pee your pants. All informative
channels are owned by Discovery. Rachel Ray has
problems at home. iTunes isn't ready for our jelly
and Fuck Lola White from Remax for selling our
house. Taylor likes to shop by herself and doesn't
allow her food to touch on a plate. Gumbo does, in
fact, have a roux and Bart loses that bet. Elton
John got married and we answer the question, "Whashu
got fo' crimmus?" Taylor is pressured to do the
opening and closing, and cracks thereunder. Taylor's
mom will be pissed about her eviction last January.
Leaving milk in the refrigerator for five months
makes neither cheese nor yogurt and much, much more. |
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BRink Episode 3
Super Special
Christmas Special (SSCS) |
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Bart's
Xmas,
Taylor as Elton,
Darwin
Emblem,
Open
Letter,
Busted
Stuff,
Don't
Laugh,
Disregard for the Dictionary |
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The Team is
pre-prepared with a bona fide podcast for your
non-offensive generic winter holiday of choice. Even
if you proclaim, "Happy Holidays!" in lieu of "Merry
Christmas" to make yourself feel better, you're
still ignunt, as the word Holiday derives from Holy
Day. Bart feels strongly about some things but you
may not know cause he's a big pussy. Taylor peeks at
Bart's list and dons big cute glasses. The question
is posed, "What is Kwanzaa for anyway?" and Taylor
turns out to not be racist. Rebecca Walker is
divisive. We discover the downfalls of drinking
during a podcast recording. Conversate is an unword.
The Hamburgler harasses drive-through customers and
Taylor runs across a magnificent machine that vends
live fishing bait. You won't prevent college
students from binge drinking, so stop trying. The
fucking quality of driving has decreased in Baton
Rouge. GAP has good commercials. Bart's mom might be
a lying whore; we don't know. Christmas has nothing
to do with Christ and much, much more. |
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